If someone were to ask me what I was doing today this is how the conversation would go:

Random Person: "Hey, what are you doing today?"


Me: "Taking a train to Paris at 2, you?"


Random Person: "No way!"


Me: "Yes way!"


Random Person: "So, like, when do you get back?"


Me: "Tomorrow around 11 pm!"


Random Person: "Cool"


Me: "I know..."