While it may seem as if I am a chef at heart, I am in a serious fight with the microwave and/or whomever keeps on deciding to defrost things in the microwave. Why the anger, you may ask. Simply put, oatmeal does not heat up when the setting is on defrost. After two failed attempts, and then finally realizing the problem, I poured myself yet again another bowl of oatmeal and finally successfully made breakfast. Talk about a rough morning.